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Old 11-21-09, 12:29 AM   #371
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An even more entertaining shot of it being operated by a brilliant Japanese Robot Engineer.

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Old 11-21-09, 12:42 AM   #372
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An even more entertaining shot of it being operated by a brilliant Japanese Robot Engineer.
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Old 11-21-09, 06:47 AM   #373
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I seem to get stuck watching the episode all after the fact....


Homer...that sleuthing was priceless, love it!

I had read a preview review of the episode by EW in which I was assured that this episode was the best ever since the show peeps said they were now going to concentrate more on the characters instead of whatever else they've been concentrating on. I have no idea what was meant by that, but since I'm trying to give this show the benefit of the doubt, I went with it and went into this episode thinking...be positive. So much for that, it was the same ol show just new stuff to get on it about. The writers are still horrible at executing anything good so I have no qualms about ripping it some more where it needs ripping.

What I liked? I did like Bryce this week. He might be the best actor on the show (now that he's been given story). He actually has feelings that get expressed believably. His story was just poorly executed by the writers. Shocker. The single WORST thing I saw in his side of the story? Dr. Benford sees him all flush faced and uses the word "febrile" REALLY WRITERS??? C'MON SHE'S A MOM!

I also liked not seeing the board of useless clues this week.

What I hated....

Ok writers...yes, I get that you like irony and all (see: Janis' clock radio mocking her with blood circles) but stop. The linking of Bryce's throwing up to the phrases in his Japanese 101 lesson = cheap/weak. Are you trying to get your show canceled?

If I can add to your rant about the NSA lady? The exposition re: why they didn't get faces I *hoped* was a shoutout to people who screamed about them not being able to enhance faces in that video last week because they figured out how stupid it was that they never did that but rather got enhanced starred arms. But then I thought, huh, if THAT'S the case, didn't THIS exposition make LAST week's epic fail at enhancement even more eye rolley. They had less to work with last week with bad lighting, crap video from a poorly aimed cell phone and skin.

But the light hit the ring just right for them to get that enhanced. But no such technology exists to enhance a face. Nope, no sell with me either.

After the Abbott and Costello-like exposition (since I guess they are slowing down on repeating scenes ad naseum) of "your call" "that call" "you know, the one about your murder" Again, writers stop it! Everybody doesn't have to pipe in to get a line in this scene. And if they do, could it be a meaningful line instead of "that call" "your call.." or the favorite "you know the call where you're murdered" Like Demetri (or the audience) has forgotten this tidbit. WE THE AUDIENCE REMEMBER THE CRAP ABOUT THIS SHOW, IT'S YOU WRITERS THAT FORGET.

I beyond HATED that they made her snivel her answer like she's and the NSA are in the wrong. (forget that she decides to give up the audio anyway) Gah.

The audio enhancement? Yeah. I though voice of death was a harbor away from all that stuff, like across a bay harbor away. Seems like that would be unpossible to enhance. But I guess that was some 3D filler somethingnother. Which works better than fake technology to enhance faces. Which would sure come in handy.

Oh, nice hypocricy about the tapping of FBI phones and the hacking CIA computers. One is done within the scope of one's duty one is illegal. Writers, please talk amongst yourself as to which is which and a hint is your first answer is wrong.

The text message scene was needless, which made the other two scenes about it useless. Those scenes just served to amplify how bad the writing on this show is and how horrible Feinnes is acting in on it. Why bring this up, we've been done with this for two episodes now. And remember? Al died to make everything good for everybody. Oh and why is it over? Because you had him tell her already writers!!!! If you wanted mileage out of that text message you should have had him answer her phone 3 episodes ago. DROP THIS NOW DO NOT PICK THIS STORY STRAY PATH UP AGAIN, UNLESS IT GETS FEINNES PUNCHED OUT AND HIS CHARACTER OFF THE SHOW.

My last hate nit is the scene with Nicole and dad. "Threw my lips over" sure...that line was believable coming out of him. But I digress. Dad picks up an empty bottle, then daughter has downed a half a bottle of wine before dinner even starts. Why on EARTH is the conversation about her drinking near him and not drinking so much period. Is he not allowed to say that via some AA code or something? But ok, I'll let that go. But having him get indignant and then move the bottle closer to her??! That was beyond my comprehension.

Such.failness.

I didn't have a problem with Bryce ramming that dude's car several times, I think the car dude outdid him in the obnoxiousness quite frankly.


Can't wait to see how they manage to get to Hong Kong and how they'll still have a job when they get back. I get Demtri's cavalier attitude, he might be dead in a few months so unemployment won't mean much to him. Well, except it might suck if he's not dead since Al GameChanger Gough, well changed the game. Have they forgotten the game's changed?
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Old 11-21-09, 10:24 AM   #374
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Something I get a chuckle out of...Right after Janis has her little get together with her gal pal who asks her if she's come out at work and Janis replies that the FBI is too conservative to accept that, right after that ep aired anyway, White Collar debuted on USA. If you haven't seen it, meh, it's just okay IMO. Anyway, there's a scene where one of the lead characters, an art thief released from prison by the other lead, the FBI agent who put him there, to catch some crooks, is trying to impress an attractive junior agent. Senior Fed tells him don't bother, she's not your thing and points to the junior agent chatting up a woman airport security guard some ways away. Art thief says "You guys allow that?" and the Fed says "Sure. We're not the military. Our official policy is 'Don't Ask, Don't Care.'"
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Old 11-21-09, 06:34 PM   #375
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Whatever, after the NSA Lady is done filling them in on the taped phone call, who the man on the grassy knoll was, and what the names of the aliens imprisoned in Area 54 are, the FBI proceeds to analyze the background noise in the phone call. After they filter out the clodhopper in the background yelling, in impeccable Cantonese, "Any of you yellow devils know where Keiko is?" they figure out the phone call was from Hong Kong.
Funniest part of a very entertaining post. Thank you Homer.
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Old 11-24-09, 04:09 AM   #376
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An even more entertaining shot of it being operated by a brilliant Japanese Robot Engineer.

Ahahaha. This is hysterical.

Homer, your recaps are some of the funniest stuff I've ever read on this forum.
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I just came back from two weeks away and the first thing I had to do was get caught up on my DVR, starting with my favoritist awful show -- I watched this before I watched House, which probably says something very bad about me.

Everyone's covered most of the lowlights, but I second most everything said. The NSA's uncanny ability to zoom in on rings but not faces was hilarious -- but at least they addressed it.

What is even more hilarious is Deputy Director McGruff's initial request to have the ring enhanced. Maybe there's a weird little technical glitch blocking the face -- BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT! "Ah, let's get that RING enhanced. It could blow this case WIDE OPEN. I'm SURE it's not just a plain wedding band. IT MUST BE A CLUE!"

On the time continuity problems, in addition to the aforementioned issues, Mr. Beardface (that's Beardfacé) referred to his flashforward as being four months in the future one day, and five months in the future the next day.

Agent Drinky's confrontations with Beardfacé and his boss were also incredibly ridiculous. Why have a reasonable conversation when you can snarl at each other? And wouldn't you ask your boss before you asked your alleged best friend?

As for the merciless assassins who style themselves like 19-year-old Goth girls, I have to admit I squealed with delight as they set up and then demolished the characters' assumptions about the tattoos. At least the writers seem to realize the characters are idiots.

Oh, and the Poker Game of Doom And Pontification? My God, what an utterly ridiculous way to resolve a global conspiracy and coverup. Can't decide whether to add more troops to Afghanistan or take them out? Let's play poker over it!

Not to mention the staggering odds of it all coming down to a four of a kind vs. a straight flush -- and how painfully obvious it was that it was in fact coming down to that. Because there wouldn't be any tension if it was a flush vs. a full house!

After I finished catching up, I saw some news that the show is taking a break and that the showrunner had quit and the ratings were sinking... My greatest fear now, after cancellation, is that they retool the show and in the process lose the awesome awfulness.

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Hahahaha. Excuse me, while I bust a gut laughing. Yes, "personal issues," right. Back to our hiatus show: well, while I thought that this last episode was better than the rest, I have to wholeheartedly agree that the FBI is being portrayed as the gang that couldn't shoot straight. Of course, it is only slightly more laughable than the FBI of "V", but with less cleavage. And on TV that is what matters, right?
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More unrealistic than the competence issue is the utter fiction that the FBI has powerful computers. And even more unrealistic than that is the idea the NSA would ever share ANY information with them...
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